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more from the beach of fake sand and strategic rocks!i'm glad to say everyone from the horn section should be regaining about 95% of movement by now. and if so, we should be shedding skin like a snake/a post-bali nicole oh. i look like i have some sort of skin disease with pink and black patches, plus tan lines! james claims he has an indonesian flag. i asked why, and he says because there's all sorts of random shapes and sizes (that doesn't make much sense) heeee. okay so here's more photos anyway it's pretty much hilarious stuff. so first, it's sunblock tutorials from jeremy, our section leader. pray pay close attention. first, apply JUST A TINY TEENY BIT OF sunblock slightly below your right nostril, where the incidence angle of the sun will heat that relatively 2cm-long patch the most. plus sunblock is really expensive you know, even though it's farah's sunblock and it's free, jeremy disapproves in free-riding these days. oh and also, don't bother to spread it, or put a little more anywhere else. just leave a clump of it at that precise spot. alright you're ready to tan!  well apparently.. yi ling disagrees. she pursues the concept of "the more, the better" therefore, apply as such EVERYWHERE. and you're off to go!  farah on the other hand, belives in the traditional waikikomsijong sandbath, for her fear of water means she'd much rather cover herself in sand, while everyone takes a dip.  she might want to review her methods.  i think james and aaron doesn't really give a shit about everyone else. hahahaha. okay and now, min er believes that we should keep our body parts active while we tan because active molecules stimulation will accelerate uv-absorption. it's really simple! just lift your hands, give a number 3 on the left and number 2 on the right. apart from achieving better blood flow, the combination of 3 and 2, is also really good fengshui for block tests.  ultimately, we do put aside our differences, for we, the mighty horn section, is embodied in one identity, one being, one colour. as such:    thank you O mighty banana boat golden tanning blend.  with much love, farah. at 5:34 PM 0 comments 
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