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GFCSup peeps, Cristiano Deon here. Its been a while since the no.7 talked to the team. Today, I got called into Manager Kumz office to watch a round of Simpsons and to talk about tomorrow's team tatics. We watched my past derby match agaisnt Man City and found out that I have dramatically improved. From there, we continued to talk about the team tatics. Midfield anchorman Eddiztrombone joined in the conversation and then we discussed how to walk over the opponents. However, at this point of time, when the team is disabled, with Michelin puncturing his tyres and Player/Manager/Godahpa R S Kumaresh going through pyshiotherapy, we may have a lack of players. We have decided to call up Taliban international Red Riding Sala[moon]huddin "Hairy" Haque to enter the squad and to date, his position is still unconfirmed. Without further ado, I shall reveal the topsecretallsoooosecret team plans to the rest of you. 4-4-2 Offensive Diamond GK: Jie <---He just got released by Arsene Wenger and is on his way back from England. Hopefully the jet lag will not get the best of him. Turn on the creme. Defence Line: Andre Baboon DR, Sha-un DL, Liang Shi DC, Terence DC. <--- Not the strongest defenses but it will have to do. Lets all pray for the clean sheet.................. PRAY AGAIN. Diamond Shaped Midfield: Manjen Thambi MR/FR, Uncle Jason DMC, MOther Eddiztrombone Midfield anchorman who loves May AMC, Suavely Handsomely Absoutely Muscularly Talentedly Fastly Creatively Smartly Shuaily Truly Yours Deon Toh ML/FL. <--- ML and MR subject to changing positions as they please. Hah. Heh. Forwards: Mr. Joey SC, The Red One [Woah] SC. <---Always remember.... the hatricks are for the taking. 6 inch Subs: Michelin, Stuart, Salahuddin Haque, Mel, TiemoTie Top scorers: Loke Kok Hoe / 3 goals The Red One [Woah] / 3 goals Manjen Thambi / 3 goals Kumz / 2 goals Deonnny / 2 goals <-- Mind you, one was absoutely spectacular. Absoult Deon. ny. Most beautiful goal: Deonnny --->>> Fifty yards out. beat tt ha. Most wasted miss: Kumz --- >> Freekick. Dang. -If opposition is playing offensively ~Mom and Uncle will shuffle to next to each other ~If it doesnt work, Strengthen Midfield by supporting deon [ok fine laugh at it] or change postition to 4-5-1[Kok] -important to use flanks efficiently. Consider it done. -Dont pass in defense area, some people have weak hearts so clear the balls, away from the net. -GK uncle sour creme jie must organize the defence at all times. -Wing backs to take throw ins. And the usual ppl take corners and freekicks. Team attire. GFC in their new home jersey. BLACK BLACK. After team breakfast tml in the team hotel. It will be free and easy for you people. The team is expected to reach around 245p.m at TPJC stadium and begin warm ups with climbing the gate. Please have a heavy breakfast and a light lunch. Supportors are EXPECTED to arrive haha at promptly 315p.m. No pop corns are allowed. Only water and ESP. 100 plus. Medic for tml are all our supportors. Please bring your banners and towels and drinks for the players, who will be bringing glory to the band. After the game, most probably we will watch a movie or goto ICE3 to CHIILLL. And talk about our victory. Once again men and gentleladies, complacency is not allowed for tmls game. Please listen to your captain, and listen to a review of the game tatics by the supergenius Deonny [Music plays] tml. Have a good day and makesure your NOT LATE tml. at 9:46 PM 0 comments 
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