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GFC 3rd Match Analysis/ReportGFC 3rd match analysis Sup dudies and galies. Its me again, the Futbol Mundial Reporter. After being released by the club administration over a heated meeting about the camp next week, the players quickly changed in the office from their spongebob boxers to tight fitting undies, from gay looking shorts to those of the black and sliver and from any of the club sponsored shirts to their smart looking GFC black and orange. They quickly did the ceremonial visit to the toilets then left for the departure bay to board the team bus to Harbourfront Terminal. On the way to the Northlands of Singapore, the team train picked up our left back who just returned from international duty of selling butterflies - Shuan. Constant bickering between Uncle Sour Creme and Andre Baboon proved much entertainment especially for Plue. So CUTEEE. At 3:30p.m or around there we arrived at the North - Kovan Terminal. The team made it pass duty-free and hurried to Heartland Mall to purchase some physical boosters like Old Change Kee and waffles or even bread from Prima-Deli to give them required strength on the pitch. Right and left flankers Zhi Jian and Terence joined the squad and soon we were there, our destination, Serangoon Junior College, late. Doh. Our original opponents chickened out after hearing the likes of Deon Toh and Toh PR being drafted into the 1st team plans, thus we had to get new opponents. Plue Tee managed to contact his former club, Cal... something church to spar against us then. As most of their 1st team players were already snatched up by GFC, they had no choice but to employ 4 commandos to play for them. Wow. Like Wow. Thanks for the respect man. At first we tot it would be easy cause the opponents were highly disabled by the main players absence. Little did we know they would call for 2 pairs of backup from the commandos which arrived on bikes. I guess the "road to EURO" commercials really did influence some players. Anyway the fearless GFC players were already gearing up to gun them down and showed no fear at all. They took their positions on the pitch. And so, there were 22, kickoff. The opponents took the lead against us. Tsk. Though I cant remember how, I did remember our dear refree blowing the whistle [which means GAME STOP] but they still claimed the goal. Nvm. GFCians are generous. A moment after that, the match ball rolled to Andre at 10km/h which we watch roll pass his legs and started chasing it. Talk about cats and string balls. The opponents instinctive commando midfielders pounced on poor Andre and started toying with his feelings, tackling the ball away then slotting the ball home pass Uncle Sour Creme. WOW. I bet this time Andre and Chair did provide much entertainment for everyone! Just like on the train. Team work indeed. However our dear GFCians did strike back. On our first corner taken by DTOH, he whipped the ball directly to Eddiztrombone's head which he headed.... PONG! the ball went off the post. Everyone stood in awe, but no one responded for the rebound. Thats real fast reaction indeed. On the second corner, the ball was whipped in by DTOH again, this time the ball bounced once and our Striker Watson took the volley home. 2-1 was the score. This time slow reaction did help! Amazing! Moments later, DTOH was released by The Red One thanks to his intelligent exploitation of the offside trap. However most of his brain juice evaporated by then as he did not have the equal intelligence to put the ball pass Fat Sam Rolly Prolly Junior. Dang. [Crowd smacks forehead] Just when we had a glimmer of hope. Andre was substituded with Meclin. He clashed with Plue and the ball landed straight to Plue brothers' feet which he swept pass Chair. 3-1. GFCians were in deep shite. DTOH lost his cool for the moment and started shouting at the GFCians. Tsk. Soon The Red One had the ball and was going in one on one with Fat Sam Rolly Prolly Junior when he just had to HAD TO Beckham the ball over the bar. BEEP! End of 1st half. The battle is half done. at 1:29 PM 0 comments 
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