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GFC 2nd Half Match Analysis.Hi. Bet You Guys Have Been Watching This Space For a LOOOONNNNGGG time. Before you proceed read TohToh's latest entry. Ok cant wait? ME TOO! 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REaD MY 2nd HALF MATCH ANALYSIS!!!!! [clap clap clap] Ok dudes. I'm gonna correct some mistakes. In the 1st half. The score was 3-2 coz we managed to score one volley from a corner. And one more rebounded shot from Fat Sam Rolly Prolly Jr's fantastic spilling of the ball. If points for spilling of the ball were given, he would have gotten 200 outta 100 points. Anyway the scorer was Kok Hoe. Thanks to the quick reaction of Yaofeng. Looks like he was lining up far behind when God was giving out brains so God gave him one with faster reaction senses. ANyway, here comes the second half input. Back to that day... Ok, here we are live in Seragoon Junior College Stadium. Me Futbol Mundial Report Toh is here live with the team - GFC. -----"""Marcus: Ok Guys! We must not be afraid of the 4 commandos. Stop telling yourself that they are commandos, Trust me! Match Fitness is totally different from On the PITCH fitness!..... *blah blah*. TohToh: I'm sexy guys I'm sexy guys I'm sexy gu..... . Manager Kumz: Ok people I'm gonna put TieMoTie in and Zhi jian also.... we must work hard... Toh stop walking arou... I'm hairy... Hit the bar 4 times... *blah blah* TohToh: I'm sexy guys I'm sexy guys I'm se... Yaofeng: Eh can I switch flank with you ornot that Farhan very..... Liang Shi: -_-'' .. . Addison: Eh must spread out more mus... Liang Shi: -_-". """---------- As we can see many team members like Liang "Plue" Shi were engaged in a lively and non-passive team talks. Therefore with renewed confidence, the players reentered the pitch and won the match. ~THE END~ haha ok la not yet. Anyway, After the kick off the players were much more livelier but still could not find the goal for their breakthrough. Fearless and special TieMoTie put in one tackle onto Commando Midfield diver Farhan and the girls screamed. One commando then dived claiming a GFCian had slided him. He would have won the Oscar award then. We have to realise that soccer matches are held on grass pitches not swimming pools or the sea thus we all should try not to dive. Anyway the refree being a typical Singaporean totally ignore the artistic acting of Oscar award Nominee and let the play go on. Awwww... Thats what they say about Singaporeans not appreciating art. Tsk. Then with a stroke of genius, TohToh changed places with Kok Hoe while Kok came off for Zhi Jian. When TohToh recieved the ball, he spreaded it to the right [just like wad Addison said]. The Red One locked on to the ball and brought it out wide. TohToh moved like a flash of lightning and sprinted/dashed into the area to force the defenders to panic. One sweet cross was all it required for the opposition to raise their hands to push the ball away. It was like the NBA finals where Jordan grabbed the ball. Penalty. The opposition then threatened to start an Indonesian riot on the pitch with much of the violence coming from the commandos. I tot they were supposed to protect us. Despite the commotion, GFCians were focused and totally ignored them, they were the peace makers, the United Nations Peace Keeping Forces on the football pitch. TohToh cooly put the ball pass the keeper into the net to create the equaliser. Genius. [Crowd cheers]. 3-3. After that attack, the oppostion started retaliating with much pressure but the GFCians stayed cool. On corner called for our sexy keeper Lim Chair to make a brilliant save to keep us in the game! Finally something to do huh!? He was very happy, totally forgetting that he had to go home to hit the books after the match. But, comeon give the poor kid some happy memories would u? Anyway in the last five mins, just when we tot the match would end all equal, a brilliant tackle from the fearless Yaofeng onto the commando Midfielder Farhan put Someone through on goal. Someone passed the ball to The Red One and he blasted the ball into the net. 4-3! Fantastic! GFC was in the lead. Marvellous come back! One more goal kick from Plue d-_-b Plue which TohToh intercepted first touch to put The Red One through, however he wasted it with some cheeky kick. Ah...z. Uncle came on to make much difference too. Terence came on to field the defence and both of them combined to show their teeth to the opponents. Zhijian had a fantastic game reading movements well and creating 2 chances which were wasted. Ahem. Anyway, PEET! The final whistle was blown and GFC WON!. 4-3 the final score. After the match, the players stayed to watch another match between Celtic and Rangers. Chinese Style. Anyway team celebrations were held in the Toh Mansion where Yaofeng engaged in horny intercourses with prawns orally. It was a happy scene to be remember by all fans. Thanks to All fans of GFC who turned up. And once again if you missed this engaging match and missed seeing TohToh again.. then too bad! Top scorers: Watson Loke - 8 goals The Red One - 7 goals Toh Toh - 6 goals Yaofeng - 5 goals Marcus - 2 goals Kumz - 2 goals Eddiztrombone - 1 goal This is Futbol Mundial Reporter Toh Signing off live, from the stadium of Serangoon Junior College. Bye for now. at 7:59 PM 0 comments 
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